I had a title in mind for this post (
Ooops, I Did It Again and Again) but I think the one I agreed with my other selves is much, much better. Especially if you've read the books I'm about to write about. Particularly so if you've read them out of order, just like me, which isn't much of a surprise, really.
Haha.
Considering that these books are bestsellers I presume that at least more than a handful from the
bookblogging world I currently inhabit have read this. At least half of them who enjoyed the books probably have seen the film adaptation. And unless you lived under a rock (or at least have no
internet and aren't interested in pop films) then you probably don't know what I'm talking about. Oh no, not Twilight!
Let's say hello to Percy Jackson,
Rick Riordan's imagined hero.
Uhm, you did read the first paragraph of this post, right? Because I picked up both the second and third books of the 5-part series and lazily refused to seek out the first, probably buried in my tons and tons of stuff. These two however I borrowed from a dear friend and I decided over the weekend to read them both in hopes of returning them soon (and hopefully borrow the last two books in the process,
haha).
Enough of the over-extended introductions. The premise, for those haven't read them yet (and even for those who do) , is quite simple enough: the gods of old are real. They still inhabit the earth though we don't see much of them because a magical mist prevents us from doing so. Creatures of old are here, alive. And the gods? They still act godly and excuse me for saying, still their lustful selves. Because for the past hundred years or so they continue to beget children: half god, half-human. Until the three Big Bosses (Zeus, Poseidon and Hades) made a pact, after World War 2, not to sire any
halflings because there's a prophecy, you see, one that foretells of a
halfling of the big three bringing the fate of the gods in his (or her) hands.
The Gods are still battling the Titans for what its worth. And they are seeking all the
halflings that they sired to train them in the upcoming epic battle. Hence, Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon who apparently broke the pact. Then again, Zeus did as well.
Hahaha. So much for gods being true to their words.
Good enough for someone who hasn't read the
first book? Like I said, that's just the premise. I learned bits and pieces of what happened there by reading the second and third books. Oh and excuse me for calling them
halflings. I
realy don't want to type half-god, half-human
everytime I talk about them. Plus, a part of me misses hobbits.
Hahaha.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of MonstersIn the second installment, Percy Jackson learned that Camp Half-Blood, the training/summer camp for
halflings, is under attack and the magical tree that had been Thalia once (Zeus' daughter) is poisoned, weakening the magical borders
protecting the place . They also learned from Percy's dreams that Grover, their satyr friend is taken by a
Cyclops. In a parallel quest for the Golden Fleece that would both save the camp and Grover, Percy and
Annabeth on one side, and Clarisse (Ares' daughter) on the other, come face to face with an evil
Cyclops and a herd of deadly, deadly sheep. Oh of course there's family too, as Percy learns more about his father and of secret he couldn't believe. And there's Luke who I believe is one of the major villains in the first book. He used to be good. Now he just wants to kill Poseidon's son if he won't join the Titan's cause.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan's CurseThe third installment features more gods, more monsters, more distress. Two more
halflings are located and apparently in danger of being kidnapped by a monster, a
manticore, under the guise of a school principal. Enter our heroes to the rescue. But the mission turned sour,
Annabeth gets taken, and Percy met Artemis, the Hunter. And as Greek tragedies go by, Percy learns of his (probable) fatal flaw.
Hahaha.
The books are so easy to read. Seriously. I actually needed a fun and fast-paced book after finishing
Fingersmith last Friday and I settled with this because they are just that: fun and fast-paced. Done in matter of two hours, even less if I didn't take breaks in between. It's like watching an action flick, you just let your mind enjoy the high-flying kicks, ingenious traps, crazy monsters and adorable characters while a part of your brain recuperates from the heavy blows of another fictional tale. Allow me to call it
Harry Potter Lite. It has all the fun and action yet none of the depth or drama of Rowling's series, at least for me. And I say that with much love, actually. Percy Jackson is adorable. He's fun, he can be a bit fearless, he's extremely loyal, his emotions are real and yet, while I like him, really like him, I can't say I'm as emotionally invested in him compared to when I first encountered that wizard named Harry. And I think it's quite simple why: Percy's the son of a god. A god for goodness' sake! Gods may be fickle but they sure as hell are watching over their children and woe to the men, women and monsters who take them out!
Short of saying it's not the kind of book I take seriously though I enjoyed it immensely. It was just what I needed for the weekend.
It's also a good series to review your knowledge of the Gods and the Titans well out of
Edith Hamilton's Greek Mythology. Imagining Tantalus out of his bonds and going for a piece of pizza that skitters away from him is fun. It's fun that way, the author weaving together a fresh tale out of the gods of old. Like Zoe's story being one of the sisters of the
Hesperides.
Ooops, that's a spoiler, sorry. And I love the monsters' names. I feel like practicing my Latin
pronunciation and make my professor proud.
But what really set me off, laughing I mean, are the Darth Vader Moments. Yes, I call them that (hence the title of the post). For a story premised on half-bloods it's quite
obvious that the gods will somehow tell their children: I am your father. Or of the children telling others "He's my father" or probably even "She's my mother" every so often. Two books I read and in those two books I get that "He's my father" and I can't help but laugh out loud for like a minute or so, even if the situation is serious and doesn't call for a joke. I'm 100% sure that the same thing happened in the first book. I mean, unless of course Percy knew all along that Poseidon,
the Poseidon is his father. I'm pretty sure the same thing will happen with the fourth book (because I think a major thread of the story will come up, particularly Nico's part in the prophecy).
Of course I'll read the last two books. I'll probably search my piles for the first book myself after this post. I may call this Harry Potter Lite, I may laugh at those Darth Vader Moments but see here, the Harry Potter series is pretty darn superb. And a Lite version of that is probably half as good.